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- A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."
"Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"
The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent."
"Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "
No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer." - Tufani Barish Me 1 Ladka Pizza Lene Gaya.
Waiter : AapKi Koi GirlFriend Hai.?
Ladka : Kamine, Is Tufani Barish Me Kya Meri MA Muje Pizza Lene Bhejegi. ..... - KFC New Prices
Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote. - Breaking News on Geo TV.
Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam
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Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali gae :-( - Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me
light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT ! - Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am
Tarzan you are Monkey. - Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya
kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai! - Life is too deep for words..
So don't try to describe it,
just live it nothing in life is to be answered.
It is only to be understood.. - Glad 2 hav u as my friend!
In the rhythm of life,
We sometimes find ourselves out of tune,
But as long as there r friends
Like u to provide the melody - the music plays on. - Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . - Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekha hai ! - If I could be any part of you, I?d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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