Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages

Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he”s not studying. They are studying him !

santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
“Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.
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Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u [...]

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

Santa sote waqt 2 glass rakhta hai.
Ek mein paani bharke aur ek Khali
.
kyu?
Socho?
Kyuki pyas lag bhi sakti hai aur nahi bh

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted “Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident” Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered [...]

Santa & Banta were sitting outside a clinic.
Santa was crying like anything.
So Banta asked:”Why are you crying?”
Santa replied: “I came here for blood test”
Banta:” So? Are you afraid?”
Santa:”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa was astonished and asked Banta: “Why are you crying?” Banta replied: “I have [...]

Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!