Munna bhai SMS / Text Messages

Apun 1 Sher bolega
“Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE… Good Nite.

ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE,
BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms
CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK 

ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE,
BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms
CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai

Impact of Movies:
Teacher – Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student- He is the one who helped MunnaBhai to impress his girlfriend!

Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother .

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!