Misleading SMS / Text Messages

Ur 5 qualities:
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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti 

Actually
Baat yeh hai k,
Woh yeh k,
Ok listen carefully,
Oooh listen nahin I mean read it carefully,
Wid full concentration,
Dekho meray dil main aye is liye keh raha hoon,
Sirf 3 words he to hain,
Ufffff its too difficult,
Ok im gonna say,
That
How r u??

Tasver banai hy par AKS nahi milta,
.
Dil ki kitab ko koi Shaks nahi milta,
.
Phirte rehte ho tum zamane ki talash mai,
.
Bas Humare liye hi tumko waqt nahi milta.

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

Ap k “Chehry” pe Noor ki “Smile” hai
Ap k pas
“Mehnga” Mobile hai
Ap k “Inbox” mein sMs ki “Lambi File” hai
Phr b “sMs” nhi krte ye to “MEMON’” wala” Style ha’

U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON

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!_____! Balti
(==) Soap
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:*******: Towel
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What is a Mobile?
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