Insult SMS / Text Messages

Tum Sa Koi Pyara Koi Masoom Nahi Hai.
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Kia Cheez Ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.

Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi Nikal Sakti Hai

… MaX INsUlTz …
* I’d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!
* The World Is A Lot
Mind & Matter
I Don’t Mind & You
Don’t Matter … !!
* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common … !!
* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!
And Now
If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand
And
Place It Over [...]

I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don’t want 2 hurt u
but I feel it’s best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else …………
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti 

Ye Sms Us Behanchod
Ko Karen Jisne Apse Kaha
1 May Ko Sms Pakag Khtm
Hojaynge Mene Apna Farz
Pura Krdia Ab Ap B Bhejo Ta
K Ye Gali Asal
Bande Tk Pohanche

Gadhay K Bachche
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10inch K Hotay Hain
Kuttay Ki Nasal
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Mukhtalif Kisam Ki Hoti Hain
Bandar K Bachchay
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Shararti Hote He.

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!
Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi
Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha…