Hindi Funny Sms / Text Messages

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COORPORATION VAN
pagloon ko
uthane i hai
tumhay
apnnni dosti
ki kasam
plz
plz
bhag jaooo!![haha]
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COORPORATION VAN
pagloon ko
uthane i hai
tumhay
apnnni dosti
ki kasam
plz
plz
bhag jaooo!![haha]

Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz…………
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai

7 angels came to me asked 4 da most intellgent ,smart, nice, sweet, well behaved, welgromed ,person , so i gave dem ur adress .” dekha kaise Ullu banaya Unko “

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, [...]

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first – the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)

Banta ek sadhu se bola” Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.
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This is da African way 2 say “fursat millay tu sms kerna”