Funny Urdu Sms / Text Messages

3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.
If Kareena Kapoor Would’ve Also Once Said,
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“Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo”

Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
“Aao Hum Tumhe’n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn”
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
“Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy” ;->

Golden Words:
Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat
Tumhari Biwi Hai …!!
< Asif Ali Zardari >

Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya
Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha – Kya Hua
Bhai ?
Wo Bola – Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->

Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me “Dulhan” Hon ;->

I Miss Ur Face
I Miss Ur Voice
I Miss Ur Smile
I Miss Ur Call
I Miss Ur Company
But
I Nevr Miss Ur
Honest & Sweetest
FRIENDSHIP

Love Duzn’t Belong
To Bodies
It Must Have Affection
But Not Attraction
Belief But No Doubt
Security But Not
Discomfort
Joy But Not Guilty …

What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth …
Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!
Happy Valentine’s Day