Funny Urdu Messages / Text Messages

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GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it….
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( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
Some of the Random SMS
November 30, 2007 — Allah did [...]

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali
Some of the Random SMS
September 5, 2008 — ~KABBA~
March 18, 2009 — D hapiness of ur life depends
February 19, 2009 — Teri Taqdeer [...]

“aaj se aap ke yaha…dhan… ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka… vas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho
har dil par aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sar par… taj… ho
ghar me shanti ka…. vas… ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *
Some of the Random SMS
November 24, 2007 — If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
November 12, 2007 — [...]

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!
Some of the Random SMS
November 24, 2007 — A friend is sweet when it is new…
March 4, 2009 — We will open the book. Its
February 19, 2009 — Ive been thinking about u
November [...]

0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds…
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….
Some of the Random SMS
March 9, 2009 — I MISS YOU in every beats
March 7, 2009 — Sanson ka pinjara kisi din
November 10, 2007 — Life is very short .. happy birthday
February 20, 2009 — Mein tamam koshisho ke [...]

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Some of the Random SMS
November 25, 2007 — Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
March 5, 2009 — Dard b de gya sitam bhi de
March 9, 2009 — Aap Meri Dua Mein ShaaMiL
March 15, 2009 — Allah aap ko lambay baalon
November 30, [...]

U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
Some of the Random SMS
March 9, 2009 — Without You There’s No Melody
March 29, 2009 — UseY KahO BOHt Naa MuRaaD
November 25, 2007 — Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
November 25, 2007 — khoobsurat aankhain teri
November 30, 2007 — Happy Moments – PRAISE ALLAH
November 10, [...]

Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumharapyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!
Some of the Random SMS
November 25, 2007 — Roye Hain Buhat Tab Zara Qaraar Mila Hai
November 24, 2007 — Zindagi ke tufano ka sahil hai teri dosti,
November 25, 2007 — Kaha tha tum say…mera intezaar [...]