Funny Sms / Text Messages

Mat nikalo mera janaza uski Gali say
Sahil
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega…
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Sala Marte Marte B ek chakar laga Gaya…………:)

Aaj Meri Piyari”SIM”Ka Birth Day Hy.
Issay Sirf Balance Ka Gift Hi Pasand Hy
Jitna Marzi Send Kren.
Khush Ho Jaye Gi    Is Ka”DIL”Nhi Torna Plz

Haste rahain app hazaron k beech main
Jaise hasta hai phool bharoon k beech main
numaya raho app dunia main is tarah
Jaisay hota ha gadha ghoro k beech me…

Agar aap chahte ho.
k aap k chehre p
dhool mitti na lage to
to
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.
to
har roz subah
I.C.I PAINT
LAGAIN
jo
DHooL MItTI
ko tikne
na de ;o)

Hello Janu!
Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna
Ok?
Ready
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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya.

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Mango,
Orange,
Apple &
Banana,
Which is Sweet?
Guess?
Don’t Know?
Ye Sab sweet nahi Fruit Hain..
Sweet
to
Main hooooon.
(‘,’)/
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_/ ¡_

Doctor :
apko thand lagi he to ap kia karte ho?
Shaikh:
Heater k pas ja k beth jata hun.
Doctor:
aGar pher bhe thand lagy to?
sHaikh:
pher heater ON kar lata ho.