Funny Hindi Sms / Text Messages

Tamam Musalmaan Bhaiyon Aur Unki Behnon Se Appeal Hai.
K Please Aamir Khan ki New Movie
“3 IDIOTS” Na Dekhen.
Kyon K
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Woh Abhi Tak Release He Nahi Hui Hai.

Go to airport
Major Rohail nshe ke halat mei Texi mei ja betha
” chalo airport chalo”
Texi wala: Tm airport pe e khare ho
Major Rohail: ye lo 50 rupe* aur ainda itne taiz Texi na chalana

Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,
Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,
Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,
Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:

Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?
Wah wah
Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?
Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!
Taaliyan!:

A notice in a factory for girl workers:
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”

funny hindi sms
Teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.

Bap: beta ladki pasand aayi?
Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti he
Bap: beta ghar kitna b bada ho,darwaja chota hi hota he

Ques: CONDOM aur BOMB mein kiya farq hai?
Ans: BOMB jab phata hai to aadmi dunya se jata hai, aur CONDOM jab phata hai to aadmi dunya pe aata hai.