Funny English Sms / Text Messages

Har lamha apke hoton pe muskan rahe, Khuda kare har gum apse anjan rah, Mehak uthe jisase zindgi apki wo shaks hamesha apke pass rahe.

23 useless parts on a mans body.
20 nails u cant hammer.
2 balls u cant throw &
1 cock that cant “crow”.
Dont laugh ladies??
UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE.

To avoid condom accidents,
Use two condoms with chilli powder in between.
If outer breaks she will know.
If inner breaks you will know!

The sad life of a penis: I only have one eye, my hair is a mess,
my skin is wrinkly, my relatives are nuts,
my neighbour is an asshole and my best friend is a cunt!

English teacher says: make a sentence using Neither-Nor?
Naughty boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they are comfortable nor we.

Funny English Sms
During War, Soldier
Sees 3 Enemy Girls &
Old Lady
Soldier: I Want
Revenge, I’ll Fuck U All
Young Grlz: Plz Leave d
Old Lady
Old Lady: Shut Up !
War Is War …  ;->

Modern medicines:
Fucknostat, Sexprazole, Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac,
Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol, Vaginalgin, Penisciloc,
Orgasmofen

what do you do if a irish man through’s a pin at you … … you run cause he’s got a grenade in his mouth