Funny Adult Sms / Text Messages

Santa: DR. Saab Condom Laga Ke bhi Meri Wife Ke 3 Bachchay K\Jo Gaye
Dr. Kiase Lagate Ho?
Santa: Jitna Chadta Hai Chadha ke, Baqi Extra aage se Kaat Deta Hu:
Burrrrrrrrrrr.
More: Adult Sms

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

PAHELI Of THE DAY.
Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
More funny sms

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Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home