Funny Sms

Funny Sms, Urdu Shayari, Sms Text messages, Funny Sms In Hindi & Jokes

Flirt SMS / Text Messages

04Feb

LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN

LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
WAH….WAH…. WAH….WAH….
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
AUR HUM DARD BHARE GAANE LIKHTE HAIN APNA HAAL DEKH KAR…

04Feb

DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI

DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE, BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE, HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL, IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE….

03Feb

Press down……down

Press down……down
more……ok……more……yes……ahh…….yes……almost
there……yeah……oh shit……harder……so good! Yeah, that’s textual
intercourse!

15Jan

DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE

DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE, BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE, HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL, IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE….

30Dec

Friends r like fishes

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

30Dec

Kaash Ye Faasle Na H

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..
KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..
TO..
TO,
TO..
TO..
TO..
YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE…

30Dec

Will u smile for me….

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?

30Dec

LuV Is An Illusion!

LuV Is An Illusion!
Its A Highly Dependency Disorder
Of Weak Hearted Ppl..
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Ppl Wid Strong Hearts
Believe In FLIRTING


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