Exam SMS / Text Messages

A Fool can ask more questions
than a wise man can answer…!!
So,
There is no wonder that we are speechless
during the viva in practicals..

Father to son:
If u dont pass ur exams this time,
Dnt call me DAD.
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After some days……
Father:
How is ur result?
Son:
Sorry Bashir sab…:-

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

3 Things That Should Not B Asked
A Man’s Salary
A Girl’s Age
&
Paper kaisa howa ? ?

Question Paper in year 2050:
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1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
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2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.

Father: What about ur result?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
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Son:Tum baray Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..

William Studyfear said…!!!
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‘This life is too short even to get a full sleep…!
I don’t know how people find time to study…:

Lagta nahi hai dil mera ab kisi SAWAAL mein
Kis ki bani hai is examination hall mein
Waqt e daraz mang k laye thay 3 ghante
Ek short questions me kat gaya aur do lengthy sawal mein
Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa
Qismat mein SUPPLI likhi thi bus isi saal mein
In formulon se kaho kahin aur ja basay
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