English Funny Sms / Text Messages

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Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

BEST SAYING:
“If you want to Shine like sun,
first you will have to Burn like it.”

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One.

As we walk through our friendship at times,u may not see me.”Dont think i’hve left u”.I choose to walk behind u so that i can kick u if u forget me…

KHUD KA NAHI HAI BHAROSA KOI DUNIYA KA SATH KYA
RONE SE KAHIN ACHHA HAI TU GAALE JHOOM KE
PHOOLON KA JALA DE SINA KAANTON KO CHOOM KE
HUM DEWAANE HAIN DEWANON KO DIN KYA HAI RAAT KYA

A Golden message for Youngsters.
A Bright Future CAN Give U Many Beautiful Girls.
But a Beautiful Girl CANNOT Give U a Bright Future.