Adult Sms / Text Messages

Dil to chahta hay yar tere Qadmon me dam nikle
Wah wah
Dil to chahta hay yar tere kadmon me dam nikle

L@dy Cl@Ss Te@cheR 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo …
Girl:”Madam” Agar Aap ko Kahey k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa?

Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
I thought It was MONEY

Larka Jaldi Jaldi Larki Ko Chod Raha Tha.
Larki:”itni Jaldi Kya Hai?”
Larka:”Kahin Tumhara Baap Na AaJaey
Larki:”Tension Mat Lo,Woh Tumhari Maa Chod Raha Hai:

Teacher : Batao woh kon c cheez hai jo tum roz dekh tou sakte ho par pakar nahi sakte ?
Student : sharmate huwe bola
Miss! aap k mummay.

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