Adult Jokes / Text Messages

Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
I thought It was MONEY

Larka Jaldi Jaldi Larki Ko Chod Raha Tha.
Larki:”itni Jaldi Kya Hai?”
Larka:”Kahin Tumhara Baap Na AaJaey
Larki:”Tension Mat Lo,Woh Tumhari Maa Chod Raha Hai:

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”
Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”

Ghar ki Bell baji
BV ne Gown pehan kar jaa k darwaza khola to us k Shohar k dost ne andar aa k shohar ka pucha
BV boli:
Naha rahe hen
Dost:
Men 5000 tum ko Don ga tum apna Gown utaro.

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
“My husband only has
ONE FOOT”.
Her Mother
replied:
“You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES”

BETA G.
Moun KhoLo
ThorA Or
Or
ThorA sA Or
Bus!
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YEH LO DEW….