Ek Doctor ne ek Pagal se pucha: Tum CHHAT se kyon latak rahy ho?
Pagal: Main Bulb Hon…
Doctor: Tum Jal kyon nahi rahy?
Pagal: Bewakoof! Light gai hui hai.
More funny sms

I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!

U’r never alone sweetie,
U shell never be,
cause I’m always there 4 U,
n I’ll always shall be,
right there in ur heart
to love U constantly.
I love you.

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

Ur beauty makes me run mad,
if u dont want me near u,
then y did God created u.
U are my life so,
I cant leave u cause
u are holding something
that belongs 2 me
which is my life

You can easily judge
the character of a man
by how he treats those
who can do nothing for him.

A daily thought
A silent tear
A Constant wish
that u r near…
Words are few
but thoughts r deep…
Memories of our friendship
i will always keep

Some one asked me 4 how long will u both be friends?
i remained silent bcoz
i didnt know which is longer..
“ALWAYS” or “FOREVER”.