Ek Larki stand par apne hath me Whisper leke khadi hoti hai.
Bhikari: Maai kuch de na.
Larki: Maaf karo.
Bhikari: Wo bread ka packet de na.
Larki: Kal aana sauce laga kar dongi.

Girl’s Hostel K Compound Main Cycling Kerte Huey Ladkiyan Bht Shor Macha Rahi Thin.
Madam Ne Aa Ker Kaha: Shor Kam Kero Warna Cycle Pe “SEATS” Phr Se Lagwa Dungi.

Wife: Ek baat bolti hon par maarna nahi.
Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Main pregnant hon.
Husband: WOW! Its good news.
Wife: Shadi se pehle ghar main bataya tha bohat maar pari thi.

Ek din Tarzan apne sary kapry utaar deta hai.
Janwar usay dekh kar hansty hain.
Tarzan: Tum hans kyon rahy ho?
Janwar: Tumhari DUM ghalat jaga lagi hai.

Son: Papa condom kia hota hai?
Papa: Chal bhaag mujhe nai pata.
Son: Tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai hain…..

PAKISTAN mein 85% log sex is liye nahi kartey kion k us ko jaga nahi milti.
YOU R RIGHT?
Main b ik bar sex karna chahta tha par jaga nahi mil rahi thi phir larki ney bataya k sex ki jaga to tango k darmeyan hooti hai.

Ques: CONDOM aur BOMB mein kiya farq hai?
Ans: BOMB jab phata hai to aadmi dunya se jata hai, aur CONDOM jab phata hai to aadmi dunya pe aata hai.

What is girl?
German: A cigarette when finished drop it.
French: A bottle of wine when empty break it.
Pathan: An audio cassette when side A is finished use side B.