Aik Pathan Dosray phatan se :

Aj Hamra dost nai aya hum bohat mushkal me hay

hum ko apna dost aik rat kay liye day do kal sood smyat do ga.

Dosra phatan : Oye khoca kese batin karta he tu le ja bas bachy ko sms parhny da.:-)
( Rajput )

Dil to chahta hay yar tere Qadmon me dam nikle

Wah wah

Dil to chahta hay yar tere kadmon me dam nikle

3 Nekiyan Jin Se Qaymat K Din Arsh ka Saya Milege.
1.Andhere Me Masjid Jana.

2.DiL Na Chahte Hoe B Wazo Karna.

3.Kisi Bhooke ko khana khilana.

BhuLa dena kabhi wada,

kabhi takmeel kar lena,

Kabhi yunhi murawwat men meri tameel kar lena,

Shab-e-Tareek rastay mai Jo aa ja’ay to ye aankhein,

Kabhi jugnoo kabhi taary kabhi qandeel kar lena

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

BEST SAYING:
“If you want to Shine like sun,
first you will have to Burn like it.”

A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.